Nobody’s perfect — we all have that little unique quirk that only our long-time partners are privvy to, like eating nachos with peanut butter or having only 4 pairs of boxers on rotation.
But once in a while, you hit a goldmine with your significant other. In the case of Imgur user @LongTitlesMakeMeHappy, it’s comedy gold.
According to his wife Lindsay Staimhus, Aidan (aka Husband Who Plots World Domination In His Sleep) has always been a serial sleep-talker.
Lindsay, who has been taking his blurbs down since 2014, told The Independent, “Aidan’s been a sleep talker for as long as I’ve known him, but when we first moved in together I started trying to remember what he’d been saying.”
The Edmonton, Alberta native added that she can tell when her husband is sleep-talking because “he talks faster than when he’s awake”.
His unconscious self even forgets what his wife does for a living.
Aidan said that he was “a little surprised” when the screenshots reached viral popularity, but said he was “more surprised by why”.
But judging from these hilarious convos, we clearly understand why.
We know we shouldn’t say this, but…; Aidan, if you sleeptalk some more, we definitely wouldn’t mind.