Here’s Why This Woman Hid Poop In Her Purse During A First Date

Meet Maleka from Toronto. Her love story began sweetly enough: she met her date in a grocery store, their eyes locked, he asked her out…; but it was the day after when she went to his house that the story descended into pure terror.


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You see, being a “confident and self-assured” woman, Maleka felt comfortable enough to poop at her date’s house. Only, when the toilet didn’t flush, things got a bit out of hand.

Her 18 nerve-shredding tweets have been shared thousands of times — clearly it’s a nightmare situation a lot of people can relate to.

“WHY ME?!?”

We can’t take this.

Oh gaaaaaawd.

At this point she frantically texts her sister for advice:

Who was no help, obviously.

And after all that, she has some advice:

People are LOVING her story.

And it encouraged others to tell their tales of poop woe.

And thus concludes the story of the girl who will now forever be known as “poop girl”.

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Pulptastic